Introducing a new segment here at AGBC. I call it "This week in Emailing"

Here is where I sift through the emails of the week and find my favorite quote from among Craig's correspondence (and maybe some runners-up as well if the pool is really awesome.)  So without further ado
"THIS WEEK IN EMAILING" (for 09/13/10 - 09/19/10)

Grand Prize goes to a description of a care-package recently received from me.

"i did get you package. it was very sweet. everything in it was terribly useful and perfect. although if you send a scented letter next time remember that i live with a bunch of stank ass dudes...it was too much awesome! i literally pull it out every so often and waft it once about three feet from my face and the room smells like you for at least 2 hours." 

I like this one for a number of reasons.  #1 is the use of the term "stank-ass dudes".  He does have a flair for verbal fuckery.
Also, I particularly enjoy his attempt at chastising me byway of paying me a compliment.  He does this in verbal conversation too.  He'll dance a bone-headed circle around a point until I'm not quite sure what it is he wants, if anything at all.
Furthermore, I like that he takes the letter in question out periodically.  Maybe he'll take it out long enough to read it one of these days.
Please note there is one thing that does bother me.  He's stopped capitalizing altogether.  Should I be concerned?  I know the shift key is all the way over at the side of the keyboard but his pinkies seemed large enough to make the trip when last I saw them.  Could they have strunk?

Thank you to all entrants into this weeks contest.  Honorable mention goes to: "could use your help in locating 2 flicks."  For use of the word "Flicks".